Who is Brian Tiberius Cherry? Some might say he is a god sent from Mount Olympus as an example for us mere mortals. Others have suggested that he was the reincarnation of the great Sir Winston Churchill here to rescue us in our hour of need. A few of the fortunate who call him a friend say that he is Chuck Norris without the beard. The homeless guy down the street thought he was Bret Farve back from retirement to play for the Seahawks. The question "Who is Brian Cherry?" is plastered in spray paint in the subways and back streets of cities everywhere. In the words of the immortal philosopher Jimmy James, this man is "an enigma wrapped in a mystery smothered in secret sauce." This man might be D.B. Cooper. FBI tests are inconclusive.
Mark "E" Beall has traveled around the world five times. He has danced along the Danube, moonwalked through Moscow, Macarena-ed across Madrid, tangoed in Tahiti, and ballroom-blitzed Belgium. He has not–throughout any of his travels–seen "Dancing with the Stars." And that is why we love him.
Known for his keen intellect and way with the ladies (well… one of them anyway as he is one of the few married members of the squad) Mark brings class to every setting. Suave is more than just a shampoo for Mark.
The 2009 Edition of the Oxford English Dictionary defines Adam P. T. Hart as "noun: An amazingly awesome guy, known for his rugged good looks, razor sharp wit, and tendency to be free on Friday evenings. Really, Ladies, call him. His number is 555-2…." The definition begins to take on a more desperate tone towards the end, but that is really all you need to know about Adam.
His skill-sheet reads like a Wikipedia entry of various martial arts.** He knows about Judo, Tae Kwon-Do and Jujutsu. People tremble as he passes. He has tugged on Superman's cape AND spit in the wind. He also likes long walks on the beach and puppy dogs. Seriously, Ladies, call him.
**Long, boring and filled with inaccuracies
A wise man once said: "Many meet the gods but few salute them." While I have no idea what that means, clearly that wise man never meet Aaron J.G. Wentworth Eller. A man with Aaron's personality only surfaces once every millennia. The life of any party. You know the type–from the moment he enters a room all eyes are transfixed on him. Conversations dim and people immediately begin to ask, "Who is this man and what did we do to deserve his presence?" Yes, that is the famous "Aaron Charm" or perhaps it's the sequined jump suits and ten-inch platform shoes he is fond of wearing. It's a mystery.